In the last two hours...

I have-

*changed a VERY disgusting diaper (what did she eat?!)
* Pulled bath toys out of the toilet
* Stripped off a pair of jammies that were drenched in toilet water and scrubbed two tiny, trouble making hands.
* Cleaned up three separate spots of dog puke (what did they eat?!)
* as well as, take a shower, unload the dishwasher, wipe a snotty nose, beat my dogs, and started a load of laundry.

I'm thinking about resigning.... I'm not cut out to deal with that many germs before breakfast